Zakk wylde gay

Most of it is just spewed bullshit from a leather bound, unkempt, bearded, former booze addled rock star that seems to have a fascination with…. Throw in a lot of drinking stories, sex-capades, throwing up, nakedness, more silly Viking references and lots of commentary on his gaping asshole and you pretty much have the entire book.

One more thing…did I mention this book is funny as fuck? It just occurred to me that Zakk could kick my ass for saying some of this shit about him and his book.

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I hope he has the same sense of humor about this review as I do about his book. I mean, he should, as I said it is funny. But if he does, he does. That would suck though, as he is as big as a Viking and pretty scary and apparently horny. The only way this stuff is funny is if it is true.

And, so far as we know, this shit is true. I am hesitant to share my next thoughts, as what I write next may be the thing that gets me beat zakk wylde gay by Zakk…I can tell that underneath his Viking mentality, his potty mouth, his adolescent sense of humor—make that his perverted and demented adolescent sense of humor—his animal like sense of survival and his grim and violent lyrics…and bad-ass guitar playing, Zakk is a nice man.

There…I said it. Once one is done laughing until their rectum bleeds from reading his book, they may just see what I saw between the lines and that is that Zakk Wylde is a family man who worships and loves his wife, loves his music, is a…gasp…man who believes in God, is proud of his Black Label Brotherhood and cares about his band…even JR.

Yup, underneath the leather, the hair, the matted beard, the several days of stank and some probably very corroded boxer shorts, is a good man; a twisted, funny, crazy, guitar playing maniac, but, still a good man. This book, much like this review, will not be liked by zakk wylde gay who clenches their ass cheeks too tightly and thinks belonging to the Tea Party is cool; it will horrify and disgust a lot of people.

But, if the sight of Zakk, in a dress holding a Barbie doll in one hand, while hiking his dress up with the other and taking a piss in public is funny to you…then you already own all his Ozzy albums and his Black Label Society albums…and you will love this book, so much so that you will buy a bag of Swedish Fish and give that come hither Viking look to your wife.

Be sure and let me know how that works out for you. By Jeb Wright.